London, England – Flash the world largest ball of Yarn in DuBois, Iowa had been surpassed by what we believed to be a rather large Iranian Immigrant. It turned out it was an Australian Merino Sheep smuggled into London by PETA. When questioned PETA stated they had been hiding the sheep for fifteen years and refused to sheer it. The sheep is being hidden at an undisclosed location because of threats from local Spinners to sheer the sheep.
Lima, Peru – Unidentified sheep bandit strikes, five sheep turn up at a local Motel Seis.
New York, New York, United States – Black Sheep Yarn company is discovered to actually be a very dark Navy Blue.
Sarasota, Florida, United States – Renegade Circus Long Scarf attacks a plain looking Audi Car full of German Tourists. No one is injured although the car was totaled.
Tokyo, Japan – Knit Hello Kitty Doll robs liquor store and only steals chocolate covered candies soak in Grand Marnier.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States – This is the longest place name in this report.
Sydney, Australia – Knitter who vowed to knit Scarf for Opera House is put into mental institution for observation.
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It's a b'aaad b'aaad world! Hehehe!
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