Zeeppo's Knitting Blog: Sunday Comics

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Sunday Comics

I do not know what a Sunday Comics Sections has to do with knitting. I do know that between Church & Charity Knitting I do not have much time to put together a post. Well I think this is reletively entertaining and much better drawn than if I had tried to do it myself. Enjoy!

This is me putting together the Sunday Comics Section of this Blog.

Now I know why my cat wants to have pockets. I thought I was loosing my mind when he started projection thoughts of cat with pockets into my mind. Know I know my cat was communicating with me telepathically. Wow that is load off my mind. I am not insane my cat is just projecting his thoughts.

Lance Lawson

The Natasha suggested a contest for my blog. Well here it is. The first person who guesses the right answer wil get their blog listed as the Blog of the week. I will say complimentary things and the link will be there for my highest traffic days Friday and Saturday.

Jerry on the Job

Jerry on the Job is a perfect example of a time before child labor laws. This is a little kid that works in a train station. I have a bunch of these and I have yet to see his house or parents. I think he is some kind of force labor for this Rail Road Tycoon.

This helpful hint comic is for the troops out there. I know all those men serving so valiantly over there are reading this blog. Well at least they are in my mind. These is a Abian Wallgren cartoon from Stars and Stripes, WWI.

Well Savage Chicken just speaks for it self.

Bob the Squirrel

I have been looking for a squirrel cartoon to add to my blog and here it is. I was so desperate I nearly drew one of my own. It was great an opera squirrel. Well I tried to sell it to Steven Bochco. He did not go for it he was still hurt over Cop Rock. By the way if you remeber Cop Rock you are nearly as big a nerd as I am. By the way you can thank Lani over at Punk Rock Knit Girls for saving you from "Peppino the Opera Squirrel".

If anyone has an out of the way cartoon that is not profane I would love to see. I figure I will need quite a few cartoons to do this. Be safe out there and keep your stick on the ice.

5 comments:

metal and knit said...: Is it that he has taken some medication in error.; 7:35 AM
Stephieface said...: Hmmm... its Lance Lawson so it has to be something kinda obvious only to lance Lawson dettective extraordinaire...... I guess that their address is on the bottle of cyanide, so his 'he didn't get the poison from THIS house' would have been a total lie.; 7:45 AM
velmalikevelvet said...: zeep, check out www.knitting-humor.com for knitting comics!!; 12:38 PM
~Donna~ said...: No ever said it was poison, so how did they know it was cyanide?; 6:55 PM
Anonymous said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; 11:47 PM

Clown, Knitting and Army Terms

Ap Bag - Apparatus Bag
{An over the shoulder bag made to carry juggling equipment}

Apprentice - Apprentice Clown
{An Apprentice Clown is the lowest official rank in The Steel City Clown Brigade. It is a completely student rank. The rank color for this rank is yellow.}

Apy Bag - Apprentice Bag
{An over the should bag made to carry equipment used by Apprentice and Junior Clowns. It is smaller than an Apparatus bag.

Army - The Salvation Army

The Barry - The Barry Scarf
{An 116 foot long garter stich scarf. When he was orginaly made it was a 90 foot long practice scarf. When it was measured it's increased legnth warrented a name. He was name for Barry Manilow in keeping with Brigade naming tradition.}

Cadet - Cadet Clown
{A Cadet Clown is the lowest rank in the Clown Brigade. It is also a Probationary rank in The Steel City Clown Brigade. The rank color for Cadet is Kelly Green.}

Chicken Knitting
The name of the Brigade's knitting group the meets in the Chic fil A at the Water Front in homestead.}

Chopper - Chopper Stick
{This is a Devil Stick that is make by The Clown Brigade for our use. They tend to favor flower sticks. Although a couple dedesign are faster than tradition Dube Devil Sticks}

CC - Clown Cave
{The Office of The Steel City Clown Brigade on Pittsburgh's South Side}

CK - Clown Knitter
{A clown that knits or a person that knitts thing clowns use.}

Brigade - Clown Troupe
{There are other Brigades in the Army, I just don't talk about them much}

Corps - Church
{or two or more divisions}

Cult or Cult Meeting - The Cult
{A very freindly knittig group that at meet at 7:30PM every other friday at the Boarders in the South Hills of Pittsburgh

DS - Devil Stick
{A Devil stick is a name some time used to reffer to an entire class of juggling battons. In the most specific use of this term it is a stick that a narrow in the middle and bevels up to either end. the Brian Dube company makes the most popular form of this jugglin Batton.}

EZ - Elisabeth Zimmerman
{Knitting Demigod}

Ermey - The Ermey or Drill Sergeant
{This is a more traditional flower Stick or devil Stick made by the Brigade. It has fringe that is three inches long. The heads can be weighted to make the stick faster. It is named after R. Lee Ermy because he frequntly played a Drill Sergeant.}

Flower Stick
{A flower stick is a juggling batton with a shaft and two heads on either end. The heads provide the wiehgt that allow this stick to be turned on two receiving sticks. The term Flower Stick appears to have originated in the United Kingdom. This type is ofter called devil sticks even though this is technically incorrect. There and many brand of Flower Stick. The brigade makes several types for their own use.}

HL - Hauling Lumber
{Juggling Clubs}

Hive - Bee Hive Former Coffee Shop

Sadly our once polular meeting place has become a bar. It is no longer a nice place to knit.
JC - Junior Clown
{A Junior Clown is the rank above Apprentice in The Steel City Clown Brigade. It is the lowest rank that a clown can be a full Sergeant. The rank color for this Royal Blue.}

The Judy - The Judy Scarf
{an 102 foot long clown scarf named after Judy Garland}

Kojack - the Kojack
{This is a Devil stick made by the Brigade. It is basically a flower stick with no fringe on the ends. the heads have extra weigh added to them to make the stick fast. Because it is 'bald' is named for Kojack}

PR - Public Relations

Pro - Proficiency
{In our Brigade this is like a merit badge foir various training areas. When you earn enough Proficiencies you rise a level in rank}

The Marley - The Marley Scarf
{The Clown Brigade's long scarf project for 2008. He will be knit from 200 skeins of yarn turned into icord. The Marley is name for Bob Marley.}

MC or Master - Master Clown
{The highest clown rank in The Steel City Clown Brigade. It is a full teaching rank. Thank rank color for this rank is Purple.}

Officers - Ministers in The Army

Oliver - Oliver the Computer Squirrel
{A squirrel that lives in my computer. He fixes things and operates that magical parts of my computer.}
Quareters - Officer's Home

SC - Standard Clown
{Standard Clown is the rank above Junior Clown. The color for this rank is red.}

Smurf Suit - Salvation Army Uniform

STBP - Standard Three Ball Pattern
{The Basic Juggling Pattern sometimes called 3 ball cascade.}

SSCP - Standard Six Club Pattern
{The Basic Juggling Pattern for two people juggling clubs.}

YH - Yarn Harlot

Vec - Vectoring
{Bouncing Balls off the Floor or Walls}

xballs - Excercise Balls
{A wieghted juggling ball used for practice}

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Saturday, October 14, 2006

Sunday Comics

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