Have you ever noticed that there are no yinzers that are
rocket scientists? Maybe there is something that happens when one gets a mullet
that reduces their brainpower. I think I am going to call the people are Carnegie
Mellon and ask if they have any yinzers on staff. I wonder what department that
would be?
I mean somewhere there must be a smart yinzer. There has to
be one out there.
Well be safe out there and keep your stick on the ice.
