Have you ever noticed that there are no yinzers that are rocket scientists? Maybe there is something that happens when one gets a mullet that reduces their brainpower. I think I am going to call the people are Carnegie Mellon and ask if they have any yinzers on staff. I wonder what department that would be?
I mean somewhere there must be a smart yinzer. There has to be one out there.
Well be safe out there and keep your stick on the ice.