Monday, October 23, 2006

World Knitting News II

Paris, France Trendy Fashions designers begin using Red Heart when unscrupulous store merchant sells it for seventy two dollars a skein.

Glasgow – Scotland Depression clinic goes bankrupt when it is discovered there are no depressed people in Scotland. They are all simply Scottish not unhappy.

Philadelphia – Pennsylvania – United States Group of Patriot Knitters are arrested while trying to place a cozy they knit on the Liberty Bell.

Tallahassee – Florida – United States writer of this blog discovers the name Tallahassee is in Microsoft Word’s Spell Check.

Vladivostok – Russia Nothing funny has happened here since August 3rd 1952.

Hollywood – Kalifornia – United States David Arquette is planning his own book of celebrity scarves. It will be entitled “72 Pink Scarves Using the Garter Stitch”

Tokyo- Former Japanesse Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi is discovered to be a closet knitter. Not only does he knit closets but it is rumored that he is working on a Rhine Stone Jump Suit made of Noro for his next visit to Graceland.

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