I realise it may not be safe having a baby this close to so much Red Heart Yarn. Still this is one brave child. You cannot see it. But she is staring down a wild lion that had gotten loose in Homestead during our Knitting Group at the Waterfront. Right after this picture was taken we all ran for cover and cowered in fear. This baby jumped up and did one of the Matrix Kick things against the lion and knocked him out cold. She then tore him limb from limb and turned him into a rug. You should see this kid's trophy room. Just the other day she was slapping around the new Polar Bears at the Zoo for fun.
Look at those eyes, this child knowns no fear. She was just sad that there were no more wild animals to beat up at the Knitting Group.
You can be safe out there, the Baby Lion Killer is on the case, and keep your stick on the ice.
P.S. She is the Baby and she kills lions. She does not kill baby lions. I don't want to be getting email from the PETA people. There were no baby lions killed in this blog entry. Just an adult lion that had it coming. There were also acouple Hippies wounded and a trucker put in the hospital. They were in line ahead of her at the Starbucks. The Baby Lion Killer is not so into the waiting in lines thing. Hey, I owe her my life, it is not my place to question her.
2 comments:
This is indeed a cutie. And reading her story amazingly brave as well! She deserves to rest on the scarf of scarves
Yeah, she's our back up if anyone breaks in and the dog doesn't get 'em. You should see her when she's in a BAD mood.
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