Flash Davenport, Iowa, United States – Army of Jpop Rockettes destroy Country and Hip Hop music indiscriminately. Diddy and Keith Urban vow revenge.
London, England – A rather large scarf is found on a Double Decker bus for no apparent reason.
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States - El blogger loco escribe esta entrada en español por ninguna buena razón.
Kiev, Ukraine – Nothing even remotely having to do with knitting happened here today.
Adelaide, Australia – Mayoral candidate is disqualified not because she is a really a sheep but because she is not old enough to run.
Lima, Peru – Gang of Grannies is caught sheering neighbor’s Llamas with out permission. They are sentenced to six months hard labor in a Cody Spun Factory.
Havana, Cuba – Adoring Cubans knit Fidel a cigar cozy.