The Jackalope (Lepus-temperamentalus) is one of the rarest animals in the world. A cross between a now extinct pygmy-deer and a species of killer-rabbit, they are extremely shy unless approached. None have ever been captured alive and this rare photo (often criticized as fake) shows a mighty buck about to strike. Known by the ancients as "deerbunnies", it wasn't until the early 1960's that the modern more fearsome name of "jackalope" was adopted. It is written that you can extract the Jackalope's milk as it sleeps belly up at night. The milk is belived to be medicinal and can be used to treat a variety of afflictions. The truth is these creatures are aggressive and unpredictable, and should not be provoked for any reason!
I was attacked by a Jackalope while waiting in a Starbucks in Omaha. By the way that is why I no longer go into the
Starbucks type places. That and they do not have decent tea.
Well it is mostly about being attack by a rabbit with horns.
They really need to have warning signs.
Be safe out there, watch out for horned varmits, and keep your stick on the ice.
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