First off is a new line of Super bulky Merino Yarn from Australia. Each sheep is gently punched out by the yarn's namesake before they are shaved and turned in sheep kabob. Yes these are sheep that are only used once for the finest wool that money can buy.
Introducing Russell Crowe Super Bulky Merino Yarn.
Russell Crowe Super Bulky is available in several exciting colors
Big Bucks Green
Bell Boy Crimson
Banged Up Blue
Footballer Filthy Brown
And coming soon
Friday Evening Variegated Black and Blue
And every Skein of Russell Crowe Yarn is guaranteed to have fewer ends. Really, He got a bad batch of yarn and beat up the manager of the factory. If you are not satisfied, he will personally beat up the person responsible for your bad yarn. So place your orders he knows where you live.
2 comments:
"OH MY GOD, IT'S RUSSELL CROWE!" [in shreiking, mocking tone]
I love Southpark showing him fighting 'round the world. I wouldn't put it past him to beat up the sheep.
Well I guess he can always give you a free ticket to South SYdney Rabbitohs game and sort them out as Half time entertainment. These days he goes about giving free passes to his teams games. He does own them and the only team to be privately owned too
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