Sunday, October 28, 2012

Top 10 Things Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson Didn't Say

Well these are the top ten things that Dr. Tyson would not say.

10. We need more cup holders on the Shuttle

9. Star Trek Enterprise is my favorite show.

8. I need to ask Snookie to the White House the next time the Obamas have me over.

7. Neil Armstrong was a wuss.

6. I need to be more like Vanilla Ice.

5. I have to ask Honey Boo Boo to do an internship at the Hayden Planitarium.

4. I need to ask Bill Shatner for hair advice.

3. Cory Feldman is my Hero

2. Brian Green is the Captain Kangaroon of Science.

1. Stephen Hawking is faking it for a better parking space.

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